Benny Ling’s Bling

The Brick Testament is the largest, most comprehensive illustrated Bible in the world with over 3,600 illustrations that retell more than 300 stories from The Bible.

via The Brick Testament.

I do not know where family doctors acquired illegibly perplexing handwriting nevertheless, extraordinary pharmaceutical intellectuality counterbalancing indecipherability, transcendentalizes intercommunications incomprehensibleness.

via Amazing sentence !!!!! | Tech,Fun,This n That at www.Hem.com.np.

This is a sentence where the Nth word is N letters long.

e.g. 3rd word is 3 letters long, 8th word is 8 letters long and so on.

*stunned*

YouTube – Oozinator – Questionable Super Soaker.

Horribly, horribly wrong.

//intro – this is some thing from Facebook, decided to share it here as well!

What is your salad dressing of choice?
Caesar – but only because I’m boring.

What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
My Dad’s old restaurant was pretty good – but only because I got to eat there free, hah!

What food could you eat for 2 weeks straight and not get sick of it?
Mi Goreng – although I’m not sure how healthy that would be, MSG is bad mmkay?

What colour mobile phone do you have?
Black.

Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Four teeth.

What is the last heavy item you lifted?
Our massive CRT TV.

Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
Nope.

If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Benny’); DROP TABLE * (see http://xkcd.com/327/ – I have no idea if the asterisk works in mySQL.)

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
No way!

How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
One pair. I’m not a huge fan of them.

What was the last run in you had with the cops?
Never personally had a run-in with the cops myself.

Last person you talked to?
My sister.

Last person you hugged?
My mum. (One, two, three – Awwwww)

Favourite Season?
Summer. Everything is nice and warm. ^_^

Favourite Holiday?
Christmas and New Years. Presents, and usually overseas trips.

Favourite day of the week?
Thursday at the moment – 11am starts for the win.

Favourite Month?
They’re all good.

First place you went this morning?
Shower.

The last movie you saw?
Wow – it’s been so long I don’t even remember.

Do you smile often?
I would say so – often when I find something amusing. I smirk a lot more.

Do you always answer your phone?
I have no reason not to!

It’s four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it?
My mum. Typing in all caps. “WHERE ARE YOU?!!!?!?!?!”

If you could change your eye colour what would it be?
Anything but brown would look weird, I rekon.

What flavour drink do you get at Sonic?
lolwut? What’s Sonic?!

Have you ever had a pet fish?
Not personally. My dad seems to like them, though.

What’s on your wish list for your birthday?
Something tech-related, I’m sure.

Can you do a chin up?
With gargantuan effort, maybe.

Does the future make you more nervous or excited?
Eh – I don’t really care. Live in the moment, and all that.

Do you have any saved texts?
iPhone. So, er, yes?

Do you have an accent?
Depends which language I’m speaking. English, yes. Mandarin, yes.

Plans tonight?
Homework. Setting up a CMS for a new (youth-orientated) website.

Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
Nope.

Name 3 things you bought yesterday?
I didn’t buy anything yesterday, not even lunch

Have you ever been given roses?
No… *bursts into tears*

Current hate right now?
The fact that websites break up lists into so many pages. Eg: Discovery Channel, if there’s a list on “10 Things You Didn’t Know About Antimatter”, don’t break it up into 11 pages FFS!

Met someone who changed your life?
Sure.

How did you bring in the New Year?
Writing a blog post on my iPhone. :O

What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Sleeping soundly.

What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
That I was running late. =/

If I remember right, this one is firing a TOW missle.

via File:Hmmwv-036.jpg – Wikimedia Commons.

TAC-15 ‘Tactical Assault Crossbow’, the sort of crossbow designed for when aliens invade from another dimension. It actually replaces the upper receiver from an AR-15 so you can swap between assault rifle and crossbow with a little tinkering. The payoff is at the end when they sell you that it comes with a picatinny rail system. For, you know, when you need a grenade launcher on your crossbow.

via PSE TAC-15, Tactical Assault Crossbow – Boing Boing Gadgets.

Wait – a Tactical Assault Crossbow?

Tactical. Assault. Crossbow. Oh man – I’m so there!!

HHAHAHA

via adamd, fiend-for-nicotine: d0rkiiness: HHAHAHA.

So, if you’d like to buy it (Blog, Domain, Concept), it is for sale. I’d like to see it bought by someone like Engadget or Gizmodo, so they could turn the blog into what it should be. The blog has several hundred regular readers and even more RSS subscribers.

via DearCupertino: Wanna buy me?.

It’ll be sad to see Dear Cupertino go, but hey – it’s been a blast.

The “Everything We Could Find” Pizza

This seems to be a Photoshop with some Japanese text thrown on, to mock a culture whose major export seems to be insanity. But the product is real and oh by the way, it’s from Pizza Hut.

It’s the Double Roll Pizza and comes with a pigs-in-blankets crust. The only thing it’s missing is some pork rinds. Maybe sprinkle some tiny cans of beer on there.

via Unbelievable things but they are real! | Crack Two.

When they say fighter pilots are crazy they are absolutely right, as this Italian Tornado shows, flying only a few inches from scratching the surface of this runway. Crazy and bloody lucky.

via Fighter Pilots Are Absolutely Nuts – Gizmodo Australia.

• Twiddling my thumbs, eagerly anticipating @Tweetie for Mac… C’mon already, it’s monday, and we’re burning daylight here! #
• Whoa – the #L4D DLC is going to be released TOMORROW?! Egads – I seriously didn’t know that, I thought it was going to be this weekend… :O #
• My main gaming machine’s ethernet cable just failed, no L4D for me. Anyone got a 15+ meter ethernet cable you want to lend me? Please? :’( #
• Tweetie for Mac AU $21.90 – http://tinyurl.com/cpv7d5 (thanks to @retroper) #
• Tweetie for Mac 1.0 has the same bizzare RT syntax that Tweetie for iPhone had – instead of RT @user, it’s (via @user). UGH! #
• Tweetie Mac Gripes: RT syntax. No notifications. Cannot see both username and real name at the same time. Otherwise not bad for a 1.0, haha! #
• Hmm, the internet seems to have died for no apparent reason. I wonder if it’s just me – nothing on my network works, but DG834G says all ok? #
• FFS, I do _NOT_ have time to diagnose stupid network issues. Now modem is saying that no DSL connection is available… *cries* Sleep it is. #
• Internet is still down. Internode’s connection between Melbourne and Tassie is pretty crap, TBH. Activate the basslink already, dammit!! #
• Epic poster sale at Uni is epic. Anyone used http://www.bluedogposters.com.au before? Are they any good? They seem to have awesome posters.. #
• I’d probably play more L4D if there weren’t so many douchebags on the Aussie servers. However, I’ve met some damn nice people as well… #
• Catching up on my tech news for the last couple of days. I’ve been slack and not read them for a while now, so there’s lots to go through… #
• Chances of seeing L4D DLC tonight? Slim to none, I’m afraid. :’( #
• Site of the day: http://domai.nr/ who will help me find my own custom URL shortening service. I <3 WordPress plugins: http://bit.ly/PeDC2 #
• WHAT’S THIS?! 1:23pm PACIFIC TIME IN THE US AND STILL NO L4D DLC?! FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU…. #
• Spotted outside UTas. The person who did this has now achieved +1 awesome, and cred from me. http://twitpic.com/3qs0o #
• public boolean left4Dead();
  {
  if (home time == l4d)
  {
  return true;
  }
  else { return false; }
  }

  // I do hate Java. Meh. #

• Off to Uni via Hobart. I really do lessthanthree 11am starts ^_^ #
• Awesome! 2 hour lecture was canned due to the lecturer being sick, now it’s off to work so I can earn some moolah to feed my tech addiction. #
• I was just reading out an email address to someone on the phone. They asked if the domain was all one word… Seriously, WTF. #
• The Hit List had a support position going – they found someone “exceptionally qualified”, though. Man, I’d work for those guys for free. #
• Wow. Grocery shopping with parents; I’ve never actually noticed how many different types of coffee there actually is. I don’t drink coffee. #
• Awesome poster is awesome. ^_^ http://twitpic.com/3tloq #
• qTweeter fails for me – it chucks a “Connection failure” if I use a secure password. Deja vu? Tweetie, I’m looking at you… #
• Bus was 3 minutes early this morning.. Makes catching the bus when you’re running late an exercise in fustration, lulz. #
• Just realised I have work to do for Programming and Problem Solving. If The Hit List had an iPhone app I wouldn’t have forgotten this fact. #
• Can not get enough of Lostprophet’s album “Liberation Transmission”. Just ‘cos it’s a little old doesn’t make it any less awesome. #fb #
• Staying up extra late tonight because I’ve missed out on doing so for the past two years, because of 9am starts at work the next day. ^_^ #
• In true ANZAC sprit, I’m going to spend today killing other people (and zombies) online. Don’t get me wrong, though – Lest We Forget. #
• is eating the very last Chupa-Chup from Year 12 camp, back in March or April 2008. It still tastes okay, I guess. #fb #
• Unfortunately, I have lots of work to do today. As usual, it’s stuff that I’ve neglected during the week, but now has to be done. Epic meh. #
• Find out how many calls your iPhone has dropped using the Terminal: http://bit.ly/WuxPI #

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