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Blame It on the Pop – Mashup of Top 25 Billboard Hits

United State of Pop 2009 (Blame It on the Pop) A Mashup of the Top 25 Hits of 2009, according to Billboard.

The Black Eyed Peas – BOOM BOOM POW
Lady Gaga – POKER FACE
Lady Gaga Featuring Colby O'Donis – JUST DANCE
The Black Eyed Peas – I GOTTA FEELING
Taylor Swift – LOVE STORY
Flo Rida – RIGHT ROUND
Jason Mraz – I'M YOURS
Beyonce – SINGLE LADIES (PUT A RING ON IT)
Kanye West – HEARTLESS
The All-American Rejects – GIVES YOU HELL
Taylor Swift – YOU BELONG WITH ME
T.I. Featuring Justin Timberlake – DEAD AND GONE
The Fray – YOU FOUND ME
Kings Of Leon – USE SOMEBODY
Keri Hilson Featuring Kanye West & Ne-Yo – KNOCK YOU DOWN
Jamie Foxx Featuring T-Pain – BLAME IT
Pitbull – I KNOW YOU WANT ME (CALLE OCHO)
T.I. Featuring Rihanna – LIVE YOUR LIFE
Soulja Boy Tell 'em Featuring Sammie – KISS ME THRU THE PHONE
Jay Sean Featuring Lil Wayne – DOWN
Miley Cyrus – THE CLIMB
Drake – BEST I EVER HAD
Kelly Clarkson – MY LIFE WOULD SUCK WITHOUT YOU
Beyonce – HALO
Katy Perry – HOT N COLD

via YouTube – DJ Earworm – United State of Pop 2009 (Blame It on the Pop) – Mashup of Top 25 Billboard Hits.

I have now made it my personal mission to have every one of those songs before the first day of 2010 has finished.

Original post (with MP3 download links) can be found here.

Where You Sit In Class

Where you sit in class

Where You Sit In Class/ Seminar

via Where You Sit In Class/ Seminar – ReflectionOf.Me.

Battlestar Rhapsody

The story of Battlestar Galactica told through a song parody.

via YouTube – Battlestar Rhapsody.

Alternative title: Bohemian Galactica.

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-12-27

  • Was rostered on to work today, but not on any roster I had. We'll just have to chalk this one up to a failure of communication. Or something #
  • Apart from @Disqus not working with WordPress 2.9 (won't import current comments properly), it's fantastic – a truly awesome comment system. #
  • iTunes DJ, 3 Hilary Duff songs in the space of ten minutes isn't really appropriate for 7am, much less anytime else. No, really – it's not. #
  • Whoa, Hobart has a T[life] store now? Not entirely unexpected, but next we'll be seeing some other mainland-centric store down here. Scary. #
  • Just served the cutest blonde ever, who was basically the splitting image of Kaya Scodelario (Effy from Skins).
    So. Unbelievably. Cute. :3 #
  • Highlight for the day was being called a window beard – apparently a name you bestow upon someone who has a beard you can see through. Lulz. #
  • Maybe it was the upgrade to Wordpress 2.9 that did it, but I've finally restored my blog's RSS fees to full content instead of a summary. :) #
  • Steam Holiday Sale now on – I'm glad I haven't bought many games from Steam this year. Some amazing deals! http://bit.ly/7zNjQv /cc @ashlaws #
  • HOLY SHIT. New 24" display arrived thanks to @AusPost. Call it an early Christmas present, call it whatever you want – it is AH-MAZE-ING! :D #
  • Soley for the fact that it offers a word count for text, Pastebot for iPhone is a truly awesome app. The UI is damn schmexy as well, yes? :D #
  • Insignificant Macbook Is Insignificant http://post.ly/FxyH #
  • Sometimes I resent the fact that none of my friends IRL follow me on Twitter – then I realise they'd hardly be as awesome as you guys anyway #
  • Merry Christmas, guys. Have a good one :) #
  • Worst thing about working on boxing day: eveyone assumes EVERYTHING IN THE STORE IS HUGELY DISCOUNTED ZOMG!!!11one!
    …you get the picture. #
  • You know what? Hobart actually has more people than I thought – thanks to boxing day sales. Heaps of orange-skinned people out as well, lulz #
  • Seems my parents were a little too plastic-happy today, along with everyone else – they bought a Sony DSLR, without consulting me first! FML #
  • For the record, I would have recommended a Canon 450/500D if they desperately wanted a DSLR, or even the Canon S90 – but a Sony? Huge WTF… #
  • I think you mean 2009, @Gizmodo. http://twitpic.com/vavvb #
  • Off to see Sherlock Holmes. I've heard from the Twitter-nets that it's pretty bad – here's hoping Robert Downey Jr saves the day once again! #
  • Maybe it's my fault for not backing up my User folder, but screw developers who decide a hidden folder is a great place to store save games. #
  • Sherlock Holmes was very good, but Robert Downey Jr was BRILLIANT… Which is pretty much what I expected. Elementary, my dear Watson… :D #

How To Make The First Move 2.0

how to make the first move

via San Francisco How to Make the First Move 2.0.

AT&T’s Warped View of the Internet

Did you know? Unless you have a 3Mbps internet connection, you can't use Facebook. Without 12Mbps internet, you can't even email files! And just forget streaming video without at least 18Mbps internet. Welcome to the internet, according to AT&T.

via AT&T’s Warped View of the Internet – Internet – Gizmodo.

The Small Calendar

small cal

As far as I know this is the printable calendar smallest in the world! 5.5 x 8.5 centimeters: a whole year behind a single business card!

Operation is simple:
1) choose the day you want to know (eg.19)
2) draws a line with your finger from the day chosen until the month you want (eg. March)
Done! In two easy steps you’ve discovered what day will be March 19: Friday!

The difference in color of the months is to recall its length: in green are the months of 31 days, in orange are the months of 30 days and in pink is February that in 2010 will be 28 of days.

via The small calendar 2010 (en) « Grafish Design’s Blog.

Insignificant Macbook Is Insignificant

Pictures doesn’t really do it justice, but this thing is completely HUGE, easily dwarfing my tiny-by-comparison Macbook.

I’m on the way to a sleepover at a mate’s place tonight, where hopefully it’ll get a good workout with some Modern Warfare 2, some Left 4 Dead 2, and maybe even some co-op Rainbow Six Vegas 2. Yes, I love myself some sequels.

Speaking of games, there’s a HUGE Holiday sale on Steam until January 3rd – I’m planning to grab at least one RPG (adding that to Borderlands and The Last Remnant from this year alone), plus at least another indie game or two, depending on whatever tickles my fancy.

I’m kinda glad that I haven’t bought (that many) games from Steam this year – I may have bought at least 60% of my current games collection this year, but only a fraction of those have come from Steam.

To quote Francis from Left 4 Dead 1 – “Steam? I *love* Steam!”

Yeah. It’s pretty cool – games aren’t really affordable when you’re buying them as soon as they’re released, and games hardly ever go on sale at brick-and-mortar stores (with the exception of EB, who’s continual sales kinda dull the “zomg it’s on sale” factor), and digital distribution kinda sucks when you have a slow connection, regardless of whether or not it’s part of your metered usage or not (thanks, Internode!). On the flipside, though – the cool thing about digital distribution is that prices can fluctuate madly – just look at the iTunes App Store as a perfect example of this, as well as Steam. Sure, it’s usually the developers/publishers that have some sort of say on the final price, but The App Store and Steam and both great
examples of how the future is right here, right now.

I still want my hoverboard, though.

Posted via email from Benny’s randomly-updated Posterous

God vs Science

God vs Science

A science professor begins his school year with a lecture to the students, “Let me explain the problem science has with religion.” The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand.

“You’re a Christian, aren’t you, son?”

“Yes sir,” the student says.

“So you believe in God?”

“Absolutely.”

“Is God good?”

“Sure! God’s good.”

“Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?”

“Yes.”

“Are you good or evil?”

“The Bible says I’m evil.”

The professor grins knowingly. “Aha! The Bible!” He considers for a moment. “Here’s one for you. Let’s say there’s a sick person over here and you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help him? Would you try?”

“Yes sir, I would.”

“So you’re good…!”

“I wouldn’t say that.”

“But why not say that? You’d help a sick and maimed person if you could. Most of us would if we could. But God doesn’t.”

The student does not answer, so the professor continues. “He doesn’t, does he? My brother was a Christian who died of cancer, even though he prayed to Jesus to heal him. How is this Jesus good? Hmmm? Can you answer that one?”

The student remains silent.

“No, you can’t, can you?” the professor says. He takes a sip of water from a glass on his desk to give the student time to relax.

“Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?”

“Er…yes,” the student says.

“Is Satan good?”

The student doesn’t hesitate on this one. “No.”

“Then where does Satan come from?”

The student falters. “From God”

“That’s right. God made Satan, didn’t he? Tell me, son. Is there evil in this world?”

“Yes, sir.”

“Evil’s everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything, correct?”

“Yes.”

“So who created evil?” The professor continued, “If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are, then God is evil.”

Again, the student has no answer. “Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things, do they exist in this world?”

The student squirms on his feet. “Yes.”

“So who created them?”

The student does not answer again, so the professor repeats his question. “Who created them?” There is still no answer. Suddenly the lecturer breaks away to pace in front of the classroom. The class is mesmerized. “Tell me,” he continues onto another student. “Do you believe in Jesus Christ, son?”

The student’s voice betrays him and cracks. “Yes, professor, I do.”

The old man stops pacing. “Science says you have five senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Have you ever seen Jesus?”

“No sir. I’ve never seen Him.”

“Then tell us if you’ve ever heard your Jesus?”

“No, sir, I have not.”

“Have you ever felt your Jesus, tasted your Jesus or smelt your Jesus? Have you ever had any sensory perception of Jesus Christ, or God for that matter?”

“No, sir, I’m afraid I haven’t.”

“Yet you still believe in him?”

“Yes.”

“According to the rules of empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?”

“Nothing,” the student replies. “I only have my faith.”

“Yes, faith,” the professor repeats. “And that is the problem science has with God. There is no evidence, only faith.”

The student stands quietly for a moment, before asking a question of His own. “Professor, is there such thing as heat?”

“Yes,” the professor replies. “There’s heat.”

“And is there such a thing as cold?”

“Yes, son, there’s cold too.”

“No sir, there isn’t.”

The professor turns to face the student, obviously interested. The room suddenly becomes very quiet. The student begins to explain. “You can have lots of heat, even more heat, super-heat, mega-heat, unlimited heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat, but we don’t have anything called ‘cold’. We can hit up to 458 degrees below zero, which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold; otherwise we would be able to go colder than the lowest -458 degrees.”

“Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-458 F) is the total absence of heat. You see, sir, cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat we can measure in thermal units because heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.”

Silence across the room. A pen drops somewhere in the classroom, sounding like a hammer.

“What about darkness, professor. Is there such a thing as darkness?”

“Yes,” the professor replies without hesitation. “What is night if it isn’t darkness?”

“You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is not something; it is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light, but if you have no light constantly you have nothing and it’s called darkness, isn’t it? That’s the meaning we use to define the word.”

“In reality, darkness isn’t. If it were, you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?”

The professor begins to smile at the student in front of him. This will be a good semester. “So what point are you making, young man?”

“Yes, professor. My point is, your philosophical premise is flawed to start with, and so your conclusion must also be flawed.”

The professor’s face cannot hide his surprise this time. “Flawed? Can you explain how?”

“You are working on the premise of duality,” the student explains. “You argue that there is life and then there’s death; a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can’t even explain a thought.”

“It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it.”

“Now tell me, professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?”

“If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, young man, yes, of course I do.”

“Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?”

The professor begins to shake his head, still smiling, as he realizes where the argument is going. A very good semester, indeed.

“Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you now not a scientist, but a preacher?”

The class is in uproar. The student remains silent until the commotion has subsided.

“To continue the point you were making earlier to the other student, let me give you an example of what I mean.”

The student looks around the room. “Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the professor’s brain?” The class breaks out into laughter.

“Is there anyone here who has ever heard the professor’s brain, felt the professor’s brain, touched or smelt the professor’s brain? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, with all due respect, sir.”

“So if science says you have no brain, how can we trust your lectures, sir?”

Now the room is silent. The professor just stares at the student, his face unreadable.

Finally, after what seems an eternity, the old man answers. “I guess you’ll have to take them on faith.”

“Now, you accept that there is faith, and, in fact, faith exists with life,” the student continues. “Now, sir, is there such a thing as evil?”

Now uncertain, the professor responds, “Of course, there is. We see it everyday. It is in the daily example of man’s inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil.”

To this the student replied, “Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God’s love present in his heart. It’s like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light.”

The professor sat down.

via cheaper than therapy., God vs Science.

I don’t usually link whole posts, nor do I usually post long things on the frontpage for readability’s sake, but I’m willing to break those two rules to share this with you today.

HP computers are racist

The face tracking feature of the HP web cam will not recognize or track black faces.

via YouTube – HP computers are racist.

This is pretty funny – you’d have to wonder how they’d code such software that only worked on white (that is, not-black) faces. You’d think that face detection software would work on blacks and whites, but apparently not.

UPDATE: HP responded. Here’s how to create software that is racist:

We are working with our partners to learn more. The technology we use is built on standard algorithms that measure the difference in intensity of contrast between the eyes and the upper cheek and nose. We believe that the camera might have difficulty “seeing” contrast in conditions where there is insufficient foreground lighting.

“Mario’s Closet” by Glen Brogan.

Mario

I wanted to include as many of his power-ups as possible, but the main rule I had to follow was that I couldn’t include things that actually transform Mario himself rather that just changing his wardrobe, like the Boo mushroom from Mario Galaxy that turns him into a ghost. So I’ve mentally prepared myself for the barrage of ‘OMG WHY DIDNT U INCLUDE THIS 1 ON THERE U R DUM.

via “Mario’s Closet” by Glen Brogan. I hope he picks… – Tiny Cartridge – Nintendo DS & DSi News, Media, Videos, Imports, Homebrew, & Retro Junk.

Modern Warfare 2 – Amazing Knife Throw

THIS IS THE BEST KILL YOUR EVER GOING TO SEE WITH A  THROWING KNIFE!!!! ALSO LAST KILL OF THE ROUND – SHOWN IN SLOW MOTION!!!!

via YouTube – Modern Warfare 2 – Amazing Knife Throw.

OH HAI THAR!

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