And I also hate people who check their phone through the ENTIRE movie. Those people who are like, “Oh, well, Los Angeles is only crumbling into the ocean and a tidal wave is only going over the himalayas, I think I’ll check the time and message my boyfriend for no apparent reason.” *pulls phone out, creating an enormously bright light that illuminates and annoys the entire row of people.* And the people who don’t turn their phone off, so this happens:
Lead Character: “There’s a secret… that I haven’t told you… and it is that -” *RING RING RING* “HELLO?!?! I’M IN THE MOOOOOVIE! THE MOOOOOVIE! CALL BACK LATER!” Lead Character’s Wife: “OH MY GOD YOU SERIOUS?!” and I’m left sitting there going, “wtf?!”
lulz
Dec 1, 2009
Movies & random ranting
Nov 14, 2009
Poker Face – Parody (“Outer Space”)
The sunglasses, head orbiter, and mirror mask are all hand-made. (I’m an arts & crafts nerd.)
[...]*And in response to the comments about the way I sang this: It was not suppose to sound good. I was playing an eccentric, odd alien. It was not dissing Lady Gaga’s voice though, as I know she sings well. But this is a PARODY of her extraterrestrial self. [...]
I actually really respect Lady Gaga and really love her music. So this song was a fun spin on her outrageous style… which I actually admire about her.
via YouTube – Lady Gaga – Poker Face – Parody (“Outer Space”).
If anything, she’s prettier than Lady Gaga.
Also, have you seen any of Lady Gaga’s video clips? They’re so out-there that it’s hard to describe what they’re actually doing – interpretive dance would be easier to understand…
Aug 20, 2009
Don’t cut Kevin off!
I Never knew traffic could change a person. I-gun does wonders for stress!!!
Jul 14, 2009
A day in the iLife
via diesel sweeties: 8-bit robot romance webcomic and geeky t-shirts : A Day in the iLife.
Even if you haven’t worked in an actual Apple Retail store, it’s still damn true.
Apr 29, 2009
Lulzinator, the “Oozinator – Questionable Super Soaker” Edition
YouTube – Oozinator – Questionable Super Soaker.
Horribly, horribly wrong.
Apr 17, 2009
I see what you did there!
Collection of lulz I just found. Enjoy.
First up – we have the lolcat previously used in my “The Internet Is Serious Business” post over at freshbytes, only he’s been shopped. Still funny.
Cute, but still lulz.
Apr 17, 2009
Gif me your best smile!
Bonus is guy sez “‘s smilin for fagz”
Translated version of http://www.monsieurlam.com/2009/03/20/gif-me-your-best-smile/.
Thanks to Google Translate.
Apr 13, 2009
The World’s Inventory Of Lulz
The world’s inventory of lols, according to Google.
No matches were found for 100 lolols, effectively disproving the existence of the loololol. The internet contains 2,050,000 lulz. At no point is equilolbrium reached.
via LOL – Boing Boing Gadgets.
LOL.
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