Alternate title: showing off your feminine side? I will see your pink shirt and raise you a flower-ridden flat sheet.People call those things “flat sheets”, right? The piece of linen that goes between you and the quilt? To provide extra warmth in the cold winter months? To give you that extra layer to keep the warm air from escaping? To construe really long sentences (or in this case, a paragraph of questioning statements) which serve no purpose other than comic relief and simultaneously a demonstration of the writers’ prowess?