You know those pain charts? Scale of 1-10?

pain chart 1

0: Hi. I am not experiencing any pain at all. I don’t know why I’m even here.

1: I am completely unsure whether I am experiencing pain or itching or maybe I just have a bad taste in my mouth.

2: I probably just need a Band Aid.

3: This is distressing. I don’t want this to be happening to me at all.

4: My pain is not fucking around.

5: Why is this happening to me??

6: Ow. Okay, my pain is super legit now.

via Hyperbole and a Half: Boyfriend Doesn’t Have Ebola. Probably. *UPDATED*.

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