If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

It’s a ticket stub from Youth Alive 2009, but whether that’s relevant to this message is debatable. As I look upon this half-torn ticket stub I think about the events that it reflected – the incredible stench of the mosh pit, the “if you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen” comment I made when some girls left the mosh pit, the energy that was conveyed through light and sound.

via All that’s tangible, and all that’s not. » freshbytes.

Thanks to the ever-awesome Mr Lineage for this one.

Source to be revealed (if I ever get around to it).

The Programming Antihero

I was fresh out of college, still wet behind the ears, and about to enter the beta phase of my first professional game project — a late-90s PC title. It had been an exciting rollercoaster ride, as projects often are. All the content was in and the game was looking good. There was one problem though: We were way over our memory budget.

Since most memory was taken up by models and textures, we worked with the artists to reduce the memory footprint of the game as much as possible. We scaled down images, decimated models, and compressed textures. Sometimes we did this with the support of the artists, and sometimes over their dead bodies.

We cut megabyte after megabyte, and after a few days of frantic activity, we reached a point where we felt there was nothing else we could do. Unless we cut some major content, there was no way we could free up any more memory. Exhausted, we evaluated our current memory usage. We were still 1.5 MB over the memory limit!

At this point one of the most experienced programmers in the team, one who had survived many years of development in the “good old days,” decided to take matters into his own hands. He called me into his office, and we set out upon what I imagined would be another exhausting session of freeing up memory.

via Gamasutra – Features – Dirty Coding Tricks.

You’ll have to scroll to the bottom of the article to read The Programming Antihero, but it’s totally worth it (as are all the other reads)!

Just. Plain. Awesome.

I sure as hell don’t think I’ll ever be in such a situation, but if I am – far out, that’d be an awesome way to do it.

Like whichever person I follow on Twitter who posted this, I could read these sorts of things forever.

Thylacines. Tasmanian Tigers.

But dig, they’re basically like part Dingo, part Wolf, throw in some Okapi or Tiger in the mix and if I’m doing my math correctly, adds up to 100% FUCKING EPIC. If mankind weren’t such assholes and erased these beautiful creatures from our existence than maybe I can at LEAST check one out in a zoo but alas the moment is gone. Tasmanian Tiger, I hardly knew ye.

via YOU MIGHT FIND YOURSELF.

Jawa Cake

jawa cake

A cake for a huge Star Wars geek’s 40th. Rum and Raisin Chocolate cake, 3×6 inch cakes and 1×5 inch carved. All accents are gumpaste or fondant.

“utini!” is the only legible word said by the Jawa in Star Wars and everybody at the party knew exactly what it was.

Geeks and Nerds Rule 😉

via Jawa Cake on Flickr – Photo Sharing!.

Jawa, folks.

Not Java. 😉

The Billion Dollar Gram

billion dollar gram

via The Billion Dollar Gram | Information Is Beautiful.

Click to embiggen, and you’ll find out that the internet porn industry is worth $97 billion dollars. At least, I think it’s a billion. Could possibly be a million. Or something.

In any case, $97 billion dollars is bigger than Facebook (at a paltry $15 billion), the video games industry ($32 billion), Bill Gates ($46 billion), bigger than enough food to feed every child in the world for a year ($54 billion), even bigger than China’s defence budget ($60 billion)!

Surprising, no?