But really, why stop there? Why not tip your knuckle dusters with dollops of nitroglycerine as well. Granted, you lose the arm, but you win the fight: a sizzling stump may seem like a bad wound, but at least you can seriously use the expression, “You oughta see the other guy.”
Knuckle dusters that deliver a 950,000 volts shock when you punch someone int the face? $50.
Nitroglycerine-tipped knuckle dusters that deliver 950,000 volts when you punch someone in the space where their face used to be? Priceless.
I’ll take two, thanks. 😀