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Pity there’s no play Bach feature.

Minecraft — it’s not you, it’s me!

As much as I have enjoyed playing Minecraft so far, the honeymoon that we once shared is all but well and truly over. That doesn’t necessarily mean we’re doomed to a never-ending stream of lacklustre mining expeditions, though — read on, dear reader, to explore my Minecraft journey so far and see what turned me off.

At first, I didn’t get the point of Minecraft. “So you build stuff in an environment that’s totally made out of blocks? Cool story bro.” It just didn’t seem all that appealing. I mean, I get the whole 8-bit appeal and what Minecraft as a whole represents to indie gaming (as evidenced by Mojang going up big guns like BioWare in such showdowns like The Escapist’s March Mayhem among lots of other prestigious gaming awards that don’t quite come to mind now), but what really is the point of it?

It wasn’t until very early this year that I realised that yes, Minecraft is one of the better games  I had ever played. Some say this epic tale starts with seven friends bored with their existing repertoire of multiplayer games, wanting to try something new that all of them could play, some say that it was two of the seven introducing the others to something that they would go on to spend playing until the wee hours of the morning, forgetting things like meals or toilet breaks (that latter part may not be entirely true).

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The Clay Pigeon Golf Shot

Challenge #2: Can any of these top golfers knock a clay pigeon out of the sky with a golf ball?

via YouTube – The Clay Pigeon Golf Shot.

The 182 meter Gong Shot

Challenge #1: Could David Howell, Paul McGinley, Marcel Siem or Rhys Davies skim a ball 200 yards across a lake and hit a 9 inch gong?

via YouTube – The 200 yard Gong Shot.

5,500 episodes of The Bold and the Beautiful in 6 minutes.

In this episode the whole series of “The Bold and the Beautiful” (over 5,500 episodes in 23 years) is explained in 6 minutes.

via YouTube – Beautiful LAB – EPISODE 0 in English: The Bold and the Beautiful in 6 minutes.

Just, what. So epic for words. I mean, how many marriages can one guy actually have? I’m sure that’s not actually possible in real life.

Midichlorian Rhapsody

via YouTube – Midichlorian Rhapsody.

Some elementary schools are more epic than others.

epic school

via The Daily What.

Tired Gay succumbs to Dix in 200 meters

gay and dix

via Tired Gay succumbs to Dix in 200 meters | Reuters.

And here’s the screenshot proof.

This is a LEGO printer, your argument is null.

via YouTube – Lego Hello World.

Lego ship in a bottle!

lego ship in bottle

via Lego ship in a bottle! | The Brothers Brick | LEGO Blog.

Labyrinth

labyrinthe

via Labyrinth.

10 Genres of Metal in 3 Minutes

via YouTube – 10 Genres of Metal in 3 Minutes.