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The thickness of napkins

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Gordon Ramsay:
“It doesn’t matter how amazing the steak is, if it’s served on a cold plate it’s crap. If it’s served with a dull knife it’s crap. If the gravy isn’t piping hot, it’s crap. If you’re eating it on an uncomfortable chair, it’s crap. If it’s served by an ugly waiter who just came in from a smoke break, it’s crap. Because I care about the steak, I have to care about everything around it.”

via Contrast | The Blog | The thickness of napkins.

Kitteh.

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via — papertissue:.

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-02-07

  • Whoa, just spotted about 5 or 6 netbooks in the Cat and Fiddle arcade -I think they're totally leeching off the free Maccas wi-fi, haha! :D #
  • We didn't have a bag big enough for the Companion 5 speakers, so a co-worker came up with some ghetto sticky-tape handle mod. I am so proud! #
  • Up, up, and away! Here's to today – wherever you are in the world, enjoy this wonderful day. Me? I'm going to try and be enthusiastic today. #
  • So apparently the cool thing to do is to wish @kjmci a happy birthday for today, so here's mine: Happy Birthday, mate. Have a good one :D :D #
  • Here's to you – you're the master of your own happiness, and if that means you have to smile at that prick of a customer today, so be it :D #
  • Extracted two substantial pieces of pocket lint/fluff from my iPhone's headphone jack, to reveal a pasty-white dampness indicator. Me=happy! #
  • Excuse me while I change my pants. http://post.ly/M2SC #
  • Awesome day today – sucks to be back at school (I'm looking at you, sis). Gotta remember to bring sunnies next time though – sun's a killer! #
  • Blockage on Southern Outlet towards Kingston, just after Mt Nelson turnoff. Traffic moving slowly.

    Regards, your friendly traffic robot. :D #

  • …and credits. That. Was. Awesome.
    Wouldn't go so far as Game of the Year (it's only February!), but that was incredibly, amazingly epic… #
  • Looks like Google Reader's feature of "create an RSS feed of a site that doesn't have RSS" doesn't work too well, at least on PC Case Gear.. #
  • Recent Borderlands doesn't require port forwarding on anyone's behalf – we should totally have a go at playthrough 2 sometime. /cc @AshLaws #
  • What's up, Engadget? No comments on any of the recent posts? Have people got over their "FIRST!" addictions? http://twitpic.com/11bnuo #
  • Ooh, before I forget and the deal expires – Mass Effect comic, Redemption, is free on iTunes at the moment. Go, get, now. http://j.mp/cxFPDX #
  • The admittedly late (because I'm a lazy bastard who decided to sleep in on his one day of the week off) news is now up. Hear ye, hear ye… #
  • OMIGOSH. I hate to be one of those people, but watching Star Trek (2009) makes me want to watch every single season of every single series.. #
  • Computer wallpapers shouldn't be too hard to find; minimalists among you will love Simple Desktops. http://simpledesktops.com/browse/photos/ #
  • I'm sorry, but constantly pestering internet celebrities with your incessant ramblings just makes you look a little desparate. WTF, @aafuss. #
  • Ohhhhh yeah – public holiday tomorrow. I don't really care for boat races, but I'll take holidays as they come. Suck it up, mainlanders!! :D #
  • Mum told me not to wash my clothes at 11 because "the neighbors would hear". All the neighbors should be asleep, so I can do it now, right? #

You are the CSS to my HTML.

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Buy This: Pop + Shorty’s geeky love notes get the greeting card treatment just in time for Valentine’s Day.

via The Daily What.

These are definitely NOT the droids you are looking for.

via YouTube – 1978 はごろも缶詰 シーチキン.

Man allegedly pretends to be U.S. Marshall, kidnaps woman and has her deported to the Philippines

According to local Hemet, CA police, Gregory R. Denny arrived at the doorstep of a local woman, “arrested” her, and drove her to a local border patrol station asking them to take her into custody.

He apparently did all of this while dressed as a U.S. Marshall wearing a law enforcement uniform, badge and a handgun.

When the border patrol post could not verify the existence of a warrant for the woman, he drove her to the San Diego airport, made her buy her own ticket to the Philippines, then bypassed security to be sure she got on the plane telling the security checkpoint staff that he was deporting her.

via Man allegedly pretends to be U.S. Marshall, kidnaps woman and has her deported to the Philippines | Gadling.com.

iPad: Secret formula.

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iPad: Secret formula.

via The Daily What.

Equation: The Difference Between Girls and Guys

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via Equation: The Difference Between Girls and Guys – ReflectionOf.Me.

Guy complains about something on the internet, gets shot down.

David Chartier:
The sites are called “The Finer Things,” a play on the phrase “finer things in life.” We’re interested in the little details, handy features, and appreciated bits of UI polish that we find in software and hardware. Sometimes they’re deep, hidden, and lesser-known features, sometimes they’re more obvious but appreciated polish. It’s hard to please everyone, but we try.

via DVD Player has a hidden scrub bar | Finer Things in Mac.

Say what you will against GoDaddy, but they’ve always worked for me.

For all of you looking to register your new blog domains, GoDaddy is having another domain sale as they often do.

Just enter BOWL2010 in the coupon form to see the discounted price of 99 cents along with the additional 18 cents ICANN fee.

via 1 Year Domain Registration for $1.17 from GoDaddy « Weblog Tools Collection.

I can’t think of any domains I want to register… All the really excellent ones that would have been cool to have have already been taken – ling.com, for example, and I’ve registered pretty much every other domain that I want…

Excuse me while I change my pants.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is what 850 watts of pure awesome* looks like.

* Because we all know that awesome is measured in Watts, right?

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Gear Ring. I want this now.

Gear Ring

via Gear Ring. We want this now. – Core77.

OH HAI THAR!

For more info, hit up the very first post.

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What I'm Doing...

  • Checkout the iCal calendar I made! Public holidays and key dates for Tas on the Apple Download website... http://j.mp/cOu1fY /via @cornelius 20 hrs ago
  • ...and shaped, care of Borderlands DLCs. I'm not sure if I can survive the next 4 days on some ridiculous internet speed #firstworldproblems 1 day ago
  • Mum told me not to wash my clothes at 11 because "the neighbors would hear". All the neighbors should be asleep, so I can do it now, right? 1 day ago
  • Ohhhhh yeah - public holiday tomorrow. I don't really care for boat races, but I'll take holidays as they come. Suck it up, mainlanders!! :D 1 day ago
  • I'm sorry, but constantly pestering internet celebrities with your incessant ramblings just makes you look a little desparate. WTF, @aafuss. 1 day ago
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